Crazy drinking day in Hyde Park
At the moment it is Easter bank holiday weekend and there isn’t an awful lot to do except drink and eat chocolate. So on saturday myself, Duncan and Brown decided to go get pissed in a park. On the way things were already getting intersting with Duncan shouting at a couple of 5 year olds for not riding bikes on the road. Took us about an hour to get into Leeds because the trains weren’t working so had to get several buses which was a general ball ache but was presumed to be worth it.
On entering the supermarket Duncan just shouts out because they were selling bags of stones for £1 a go which seemed just stupid, proceeding this he managed to split a bag and spill them everywhere so we had to bail to the alcohol section where managed to open a bottle of beer by just picking up a crate (how I do not know). We also needed to get Brown some deodorant as he stank of smoke from the bonfire the night before so we went to Boots and used up all the testers on him before being chased out by the security guards, it’s all a bit of banter.
We finally managed to get to Hyde Park and pitch up. I say pitch up, we just sat down and opened the crates we had bought and tried to get some of the beer cold using the ice we had bought. Unfortunately there was not a toilet in this park so we ended up “having” to piss on a local curry house which seemed really funny right up until the owner came along and chased us away. It was around this time we got hungry and Brown bought ice cream, we felt we had not got our money’s worth so demanded more ice cream and when we got what we wanted ended up not being given any change; oh well Brown went off to get money at this point and later returned with a disposable bbq and meat which was a damn site better than ice cream.
The beer wasn’t really doing it for Duncan and Brown so they went off around the park and bought some weed from a random person in the park and they proceeded to get stoned. This was around the point we discovered Brown, alcohol and weed do not mix and we proceeded to pass out in the park so it was decided to sell him as he was too big to move. This led to the next incident of some bloke trying to mug us as we are “cheeky bastards who deserve to be slit”, unfortunately he didn’t realise there was 3 of us and 1 of him and he quickly walked on with a can of beer for being an idiot.
A vote was taken and we decided to move on, not before Brown threw up everywhere though. On the way back we walked past a takeout selling a Big Dripper and decided we had to have it. Unfortunately this resulted in Brown throwing up everywhere again inside the takeout which was annoying.
Finally we made it back into town and had to get the annoying network of buses to get back home and this was our random day out in the park.
